What is Denny Thinking????? **dramatic pose photo**

So I came across this tweet a few days ago depicting a couple of drivers with this “look”. (the other guy was Joey Logano posed in a similar fashion).

I couldn’t help but marvel at the serious “WTF ARE YOU LOOKING AT” expression on Hamlin’s mug. Not to mention the Snidely Whiplash-esque hairdo.  I pondered to myself about what might be on Hamlin’s mind during this photo shoot and came up with the following:

Damn I look good…

I still hate Logano

What would Michael Jordan do?

I’ve won and you haven’t

Did I turn off the stove?

Should I marry Jordan… should I not…. should I just suck it up and be a man and get down on one knee and make an honest woman out of her or should I just throw caution to the wind and play like nobody has ever played before and simply wear out the female population in the entire city of Chesterfield, VA?

Wants a cookie… a God Damned 11-shaped cookie with a Championship Trophy on top!

What do they do with the stuff they pump out of septic tanks?

Nobody knows I have a secret crush on Jennifer Jo Cobb….

I hope I get to shave again this month.



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